The Rainbow Socks, no longer Rainbow Elf Socks. Being the Cut Your Teeth socks from Knitty, without the teeth part. They're comfy. I like them.
The sock on the left likes to taunt the sock on the right with the fact that it was partially knit on Ellis Island.
The right sock doesn't mind too much. After all, it had reconstructive surgery without painkillers. No cameras were allowed in the operating room, though, as it was very late at night and I looked like death and if, by some fluke, a picture had been taken of me, my camera might never have recovered.